Marla Gibbs tells her favorite joke about a gorilla who comes into a bar, orders scotch and a soda, and puts down ten dollars. The bartender wonders what a gorilla knows about the cost of drinks. He comes back and puts fifteen cents on the counter. Thinking the gorilla is nice, he tells him how the bar doesn't get too many gorillas. The gorilla answers by saying that for $9.85, he wouldn't come back.

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